程序员的乐趣（八）

本文是第八辑，共收集了10多个有趣图片和有趣的短视频，配合有趣的文字，作为程序员的里一定会在观看之中会心一笑，程序员的生活就是这样的！

130、系统发布上线吧，我们很快就会出一个维护补丁的

You have to respect the honesty though

131、老板要求我把注释写清楚些

不知道匆忙赶工期的兄弟们谁有空闲看看这些注释

132、【视频】我的开发团队，我的测试团队，我的项目经理

项目经理总是背锅的那一位

133、【视频】想看看错误提示？

这是我，一个Python程序员，在删除一段C程序里的注释后发生的情况！

134、程序员的阶级等级划分

这里是程序员的世界

135、最近看到这个招聘启事，感觉有点搞笑

看看它要求的计算机学位，10年的编程经验，还要会CSS，HTML，Js，这可真有些难度

136、bugs

这计算机里有太多的bug

137、产品功能和用户需求

产品功能和用户需求

funny. as a “user” I have been ditching all the closed source programs and replacing them with FOSS. I am always looking for “unfeatured” software. This has made me learn about a bunch of stuff. I do not have a professional computer anything background.

I am always cursing google and microsoft for the bloated, cluttered, useless software and features.

But, with linux/FOSS everything is built for function without any junk to try and look more relevant.

sure would be nice we find a way to get the programmers working directly for the users. I have seen bounties for linux work to be done btw. Might be a model to build on.

There is no better boss than one who gets fired and replaced after each task that also is extremely happy you helped them in a way they could not help themselves.

edit: great example is ditching dropbox for syncthing

138、程序员

程序员在项目开始时的样子和在项目结束时的样子

139、【视频】任何人都不要动这段注释

老程序里的任何东西都不要动——如果能正常运行，否则，即使删除一段注释，也会酿成灾难性的后果！

140、软件公司的困境

When I worked in a tux factory doing final inspection, I wasn’t hitting (nor were 80% of people) the 100 tuxes per hour quota which was completely unrealistic ESPECIALLY on the day I got in trouble because I had to replace all of our logos with Jos. A. Banks so they can pretend they have their own brand and charge a premium. I had a supervisor stand on my 1×1 meter mat with me and “assist” me the entire day to make sure I was hitting quota. Together we did 106 per hour.

106 per hour instead of my 85-90, but that just required an additional person yelling at me all day. I complained to her boss about how much it doesn’t make sense and that it was actually 53 per hour per person and if she helped by just doing some herself we could catch up because I cant go any faster. Apparently I am a smart ass and need to stop making excuses. I was let go. This comic couldn’t be more accurate to my experience.

141、【视频】老程序员来帮助程序员新手

这是对我上班第一周状况的总结

142、上帝正在更新补丁

这很可能是一个云补丁

143、程序员的黄金曲线

像一只大虾

144、微软 的世界

这说的一点不错